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Mark Twain: The Complete Works (Golden Deer Classics)

Mark Twain and Golden Deer Classics

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Everybody could be any kind of a Christian he wanted to; there was perfect freedom in that matter.
— Location: 48,714 #religion #wit #
Yes, the thing that you can't get is the thing that you want, mainly; every one has noticed that.
— Location: 48,888 #minds #
I will say this much for the nobility: that, tyrannical, murderous, rapacious, and morally rotten as they were, they were deeply and enthusiastically religious.
— Location: 49,296 #religion #wit #
When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
— Location: 49,535 #status #wit #
I was gradually coming to have a mysterious and shuddery reverence for this girl; nowadays whenever she pulled out from the station and got her train fairly started on one of those horizonless transcontinental sentences of hers, it was borne in upon me that I was standing in the awful presence of the Mother of the German Language.
— Location: 49,968 #language #wit #
The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded, the world over; and a privileged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.
— Location: 50,255 #power #moral-risk #
Intellectual "work" is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward. The poorest paid architect, engineer, general, author, sculptor, painter, lecturer, advocate, legislator, actor, preacher, singer is constructively in heaven when he is at work; and as for the musician with the fiddle-bow in his hand who sits in the midst of a great orchestra with the ebbing and flowing tides of divine sound washing over him—why, certainly, he is at work, if you wish to call it that, but lord, it's a sarcasm just the same. The law of work does seem utterly unfair—but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash, also. And it's also the very law of those transparent swindles, transmissible nobility and kingship.
— Location: 50,696 #work #craft #
Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election-time. After that you hang them up to let them season.
— Location: 93,277 #lies #institutions #
As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime, you learn real morals. Commit all the crimes, familiarize yourself with all sins, take them in rotation (there are only two or three thousand of them), stick to it, commit two or three every day, and by-and-by you will be proof against them. When you are through you will be proof against all sins and morally perfect. You will be vaccinated against every possible commission of them. This is the only way.
— Location: 93,359 #wit #religion #